There's an ancient eastern european saying - to paraphrase: birdshit landing on you is good luck. Almost Aussie ('Almost' for short) proved this today by shooting 8 under his handicap after picking up his travel delayed, bird befouled travel bag at the airport this morning. We thought about changing his nic to 'sandbagger' but 'Almost' seems to piss him off more.
Speaking of handicap, a quote from Alice: "Of course you can shoot better than your handicap: but you don't: that's why it's your handicap.
To summarize the round today: Lord Taylor salvaged his up til then pedestrian round by firing a torrid 1-over 37 on the back nine. Trailing the field with only a single Slamma point are Grand 'par' and The Dagenator - 'nuff said.
On a more serious note: there was serious debate on whether sitting while peeing was acceptable, or was rather some kind of girlie-man psychosis. Finally, all in attendance were able to agree on two things: it's far better to sit down after getting up in the middle of the night; this has the dual benefits of a) keeping the lights off (and therefore, staying as asleep as possible) and b) not splashing bodily fluids randomly throughout the toilet area. The second point of agreement ladies (and this will be the end of tonight's blog entry) yes, men pee in the shower: our bladders are full, the sound of falling water is all around, and we will get away with it. If it makes you feel better to imagine otherwise...
All in all, a successful first day.
Signing off for now - The Dagenator
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LT, I'll have a 5er that you lose your rag and at least shout at your club (maybe throw one!). Are you feeling lucky? PUNK! MDT
ReplyDeleteMDT... i owe you a fiver.. threw one.. went further than the ball.
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